When I was a kid (eons ago) there were a lot of Jewish comedians. Eg. Henny Youngman: “My wife couldn’t pass up a bargain. She’d buy anything marked ‘down.’ Yesterday, she came home with an escalator.”
I liked the one where the wife told her husband, “Close the window, it’s cold outside.”
Her husband asked, “If I close the window, will it make it warm outside?”
Cheer up and have a chuckle. You’re not going to get out this world alive so you’ll be better served if you look on the bright side and remember to laugh. It’s good for you. If you don’t believe it, ask your doctor.